Assless Duct Tape Suit

In December 2004, my friends had a New Year's Eve party. It was supposed to be a dress up thing like Pimpin' Prom, so I took one of my old pairs of pants, bought a jacket, belt, hat and tie from the Goodwill store, and covered them in either silver or red duct tape. Oh yea, I also cut the ass out of the pants. Then I had an ASSLESS DUCT TAPE suit. It was eventually thrown out. Duct tape really smells in mass quantities when left in a closet. By the way, that hand is my friend Jeff Li pointing at my bare ass. No, I didn't shave it. I have a natural baby's bottom.